Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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