I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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