You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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