come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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