I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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