PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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