Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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