Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just invented taco cereal.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Randomize
