Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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