she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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