she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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