Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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