so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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