I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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