Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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