so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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