I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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