Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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