so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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