she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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