she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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