He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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