Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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