I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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