Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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