YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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