Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
i think i just lost a toe
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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