good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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