Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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