i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
