you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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