...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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