New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You're earring is so big in my mouth
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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