What did we do last night that was yellow?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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