thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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