Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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