writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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