I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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