I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
