sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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