I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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