Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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