i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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