Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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