Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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