whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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