I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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