Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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