i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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