Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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