Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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