I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
