My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She's the barista slut.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Randomize
