no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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