left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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