You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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