My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
