I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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