I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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